Archive for February, 2010

how to grow a beard at Brigham Young University (if approved)

February 26th, 2010 by genelewis | No Comments | Filed in links of the day
A student who wishes to obtain a beard exception must visit a BYU Student Health Center doctor by appointment (422.5156). The doctor will fax his recommendation. The student then needs to come to the Honor Code Office to fill out some paperwork and receive the letter allowing the growth of the beard. …

Read this.

February 24th, 2010 by genelewis | No Comments | Filed in links of the day
It has been nearly four years since Roger Ebert lost his lower jaw and his ability to speak. Now television’s most famous movie critic is rarely seen and never heard, but his words have never stopped.

snow day

February 21st, 2010 by genelewis | No Comments | Filed in poems

The truest thoughts are those that contradict themselves,
she said, and laughed at the idea that snow melts
into ice melts into water melts into air
melts into our lungs, where we cannot follow.

We cannot follow. We are bundled and hesitant.
We take hostage of our heat, and we repeat
the truest lie: that a thing being impossible
is more reason why it must be done.

This smoothed out world, coated in soft bones,
might snow us over if we hadn’t learned
that blankness always deceives, and
fresh starts are continuations in disguise.

We should stop making pennies and while we’re at it stop making dollars so people will actually use dollar coins. Also bring back the Sacagaweas, those were the best ones.

February 20th, 2010 by genelewis | No Comments | Filed in links of the day

Pennies, now with Captain America shields for some reason, still totally useless.

Teddy Roosevelt riding a moose.

February 20th, 2010 by genelewis | No Comments | Filed in politics

are these things related?

February 16th, 2010 by genelewis | No Comments | Filed in Oklahoma

latest in human/computer collaborations

February 12th, 2010 by genelewis | No Comments | Filed in links of the day, technoscience

Some of these are pretty good. I especially like “Whatever This Is” and “International Synergy.”

I think I’ve noticed something about these Google Voice transcriptions:  I see an authorial sensibility taking form, like a face emerging from a cloud bank. These transcriptions can be read as poetry.

great moments in civic responsibility

February 11th, 2010 by genelewis | No Comments | Filed in Oklahoma, links of the day
11 voters pass Crutcho’s $1M school bond | NewsOK.com
CRUTCHO — With less than a dozen votes, the Crutcho School District has passed a $1 million bond issue. On Tuesday, 11 people voted yes on a proposal that school officials said will pay for new rest-rooms, updated plumbing and roof repairs. Three people voted against the proposal.

not a boogeyman

February 11th, 2010 by genelewis | No Comments | Filed in Oklahoma, links of the day

We like to imagine “sex offenders” as irredeemable monsters, but situations like this are far more common than what you see on Law & Order: SVU.

As a teenager, Ricky Blackman carried an Oklahoma driver’s license with the words “sex offender” stamped in red below his picture. His crime? Having sex with a 13-year-old girl when he was 16. The offense occurred when he lived in Iowa, and the label followed him to Oklahoma.

the man who never was

February 7th, 2010 by genelewis | 2 Comments | Filed in links of the day
Early morning on the 1st of May 1943, a Spanish fisherman discovered a corpse clothed in British military attire which had washed ashore. Apparently a casualty of an airplane accident at sea, he had a briefcase chained to him. …